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Version 2
[Intro]
C G
G D
C G
D C G
[Verse 1]
G
I play in a band
C G
We're the best in the land
G D
We're big in both Chelsea and France
D C G
I play one mean guitar and then score at the bar
C G D
There's a line of chicks lookin' for their chance
G C G
So come on now honey, I'll make you feel pretty
G D
These other gals mean nothin' to me
D C G
Let's finish these drinks and be gone for the night
C G Em
'Cause I'm more than a handful you'll see
[Chorus]
C G
So kiss me, I'm shitfaced
G D
and I'm soaked and I'm soiled and brown
C G
in the trousers, she kissed me!
D C G
And I only bought her one round
[Verse 2]
G C G
I can bench press a car, I'm an ex football star
G D
with degrees from both Harvard and Yale
D C G
Girls just can't keep up, I'm a real love machine
C G D
I've had far better sex while in jail
G C G
I've designed the Sears Tower, I make two grand an hour
G D
I cook the world's best duck flambé
D C G
I'll take the pick of the litter, girls jockey for me
C G Em
I don't need these lines to get laid
[Chorus]
C G
So kiss me, I'm shitfaced
G D
and I'm soaked and I'm soiled and brown
C G
in the trousers, she kissed me!
D C G
And I only bought her one round
[Verse 3]
G C G
I'm a man of the night, a real ladies delight
G D
See my figure was chiseled from stone
G C G
One more for the gal then I'll escort her home
C G D
Come last call, I'm never alone
G C G
I've a house on the hill with a red water bed
G D
That puts Hugh Hefner's mansion to shame
D C G
With girls by the pool and Italian sports cars
C G Em
I'm just here in this dump for the game
[Chorus]
C G
So kiss me, I'm shitfaced
G D
and I'm soaked and I'm soiled and brown
C G
in the trousers, she kissed me!
D C G
And I only bought her one round
C G
So kiss me, I'm shitfaced
G D
and I'm soaked and I'm soiled and brown
C G
in the trousers, she kissed me!
D C G
And I only bought her one round
[Link]
Ahh, fuck it. Who am I shittin'?
[Verse 4]
G C G
I'm a pitiful sight, and I ain't all that bright
G D
I'm definitely not chiseled from stone
D C G
I'm a cheat and a liar, no woman's desire
C D G
I'll probably die cold and alone
G C
But just give me a chance, 'cause deep down inside
C D
I swear I got a big heart of gold
D C
I'm a monogamous man, no more one night stands
C D G
Come on, honey, let me take you home
[Chorus]
C G
So kiss me, I'm shitfaced
G D
and I'm soaked and I'm soiled and brown
C G
in the trousers, she kissed me!
D C G
And I only bought her one round
C G
So kiss me, I'm shitfaced
G D
and I'm soaked and I'm soiled and brown
C G
in the trousers, (It's tiny!)
D C G
And I only bought her one round
[Instrumental]
C G
G D
One round!
C G
D C G
[Chorus] (slowly)
C G
So kiss me, I'm shitfaced
G D
and I'm soaked and I'm soiled and brown
C G
in the trousers, she kissed me!
D C G
And I only bought her one round
C G
So kiss me, I'm shitfaced
G D
and I'm soaked and I'm soiled and brown
C G
in the trousers, she kissed me!
D C G
And I only bought her one round