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Version 2[Intro] C G G D C G D C G [Verse 1] G I play in a band C G We're the best in the land G D We're big in both Chelsea and France D C G I play one mean guitar and then score at the bar C G D There's a line of chicks lookin' for their chance G C G So come on now honey, I'll make you feel pretty G D These other gals mean nothin' to me D C G Let's finish these drinks and be gone for the night C G Em 'Cause I'm more than a handful you'll see [Chorus] C G So kiss me, I'm shitfaced G D and I'm soaked and I'm soiled and brown C G in the trousers, she kissed me! D C G And I only bought her one round [Verse 2] G C G I can bench press a car, I'm an ex football star G D with degrees from both Harvard and Yale D C G Girls just can't keep up, I'm a real love machine C G D I've had far better sex while in jail G C G I've designed the Sears Tower, I make two grand an hour G D I cook the world's best duck flambé D C G I'll take the pick of the litter, girls jockey for me C G Em I don't need these lines to get laid [Chorus] C G So kiss me, I'm shitfaced G D and I'm soaked and I'm soiled and brown C G in the trousers, she kissed me! D C G And I only bought her one round [Verse 3] G C G I'm a man of the night, a real ladies delight G D See my figure was chiseled from stone G C G One more for the gal then I'll escort her home C G D Come last call, I'm never alone G C G I've a house on the hill with a red water bed G D That puts Hugh Hefner's mansion to shame D C G With girls by the pool and Italian sports cars C G Em I'm just here in this dump for the game [Chorus] C G So kiss me, I'm shitfaced G D and I'm soaked and I'm soiled and brown C G in the trousers, she kissed me! D C G And I only bought her one round C G So kiss me, I'm shitfaced G D and I'm soaked and I'm soiled and brown C G in the trousers, she kissed me! D C G And I only bought her one round [Link] Ahh, fuck it. Who am I shittin'? [Verse 4] G C G I'm a pitiful sight, and I ain't all that bright G D I'm definitely not chiseled from stone D C G I'm a cheat and a liar, no woman's desire C D G I'll probably die cold and alone G C But just give me a chance, 'cause deep down inside C D I swear I got a big heart of gold D C I'm a monogamous man, no more one night stands C D G Come on, honey, let me take you home [Chorus] C G So kiss me, I'm shitfaced G D and I'm soaked and I'm soiled and brown C G in the trousers, she kissed me! D C G And I only bought her one round C G So kiss me, I'm shitfaced G D and I'm soaked and I'm soiled and brown C G in the trousers, (It's tiny!) D C G And I only bought her one round [Instrumental] C G G D One round! C G D C G [Chorus] (slowly) C G So kiss me, I'm shitfaced G D and I'm soaked and I'm soiled and brown C G in the trousers, she kissed me! D C G And I only bought her one round C G So kiss me, I'm shitfaced G D and I'm soaked and I'm soiled and brown C G in the trousers, she kissed me! D C G And I only bought her one round